It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important. CLICK HERE For Sad Quotes
Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool. CLICK HERE For Sad Quotes
Love was a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species. CLICK HERE For Sad Quotes
Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet ‘em on your way down. CLICK HERE For Sad Quotes
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes! CLICK HERE For Sad Quotes
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. CLICK HERE For Sad Quotes
There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further. CLICK HERE For Sad Quotes
We are the only animals that let our kids come back home. CLICK HERE For Sad Quotes
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. CLICK HERE For Sad Quotes
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. CLICK HERE For Sad Quotes